Let Go and Let Dog

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I’m in the middle of a very bad cycle of depression right as I type this. Lucky you—you’re basically witnessing the equivalent of a live Tweet session of depression. #ManNotAgainThisSucksDonkeyBalls. Hey, @Depression, why don’t you go fuckyourself, eh? Depression ebbs and flows and right now, mine is flowing like the first day of a period. […]

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Have ADHD?

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I told everyone I had ADHD. Missed your birthday? Sorry, I have ADHD. Was that the deadline? Wow. Sorry I missed that, but I have ADHD. What did you say? Sorry, I have ADHD and completely ignored you. Worked like a charm until my doctor told me I am actually Bi-polar 2, which can look […]

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Let Go and Let Dog

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I’m in the middle of a very bad cycle of depression right as I type this. Lucky you—you’re basically witnessing the equivalent of a live Tweet session of depression. #ManNotAgainThisSucksDonkeyBalls. Hey, @Depression, why don’t you go fuckyourself, eh? Depression ebbs and flows and right now, mine is flowing like the first day of a period. […]

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You Don’t Work Here Anymore

Fired Part 1

I was sitting in my cubicle typing out some boring sentence about how this particular claimant should not be granted any liability coverage for her accident involving a manhole cover and its alleged failure to support her weight when I was summoned. “Mike? Alonzo would like to see you in his office,” said Michelle from Human […]

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